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Which is your favourite series of Red Dwarf?
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 Post subject: 'The Smeg Heads' - The Red Dwarf Appreciation Thread (RDAT)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:44 pm 
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Rimmer is a Smeg Head

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RED DWARF
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Rimmer is a Smeg Head


Greetings, Smeg Heads! This space in the... interspace... is claimed by the crew of the Jupiter Mining Corporation Ship, 'Red Dwarf', for the consumption of Vindoloo, Rasta-Billy Skank music, and the discussion of the Sci-fi sitcom known to the inhabitants of earth as 'Red Dwarf' - in that order!

*DISCLAIMER: While the discussion of the series, its quotes, etc., is banned by intergalactic law, on the Red Dwarf, international law is cared about as much as Rimmer is by every other crew mate. However, anyone who is a smeg head must leave this thread immediately, under threat of being force-fed vindoloo.*



'Everybody's dead, Dave.' (Grant Naylor, "Red Dwarf", pp. 97-98. [1989])
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Lister: "Where is everybody?"

Holly: "They're dead, Dave."

Lister: "Who is?"

Holly: "Everybody, Dave."

Lister: "What?"

Holly: "Everybody's dead, Dave."

Lister: "What? Everybody?"

Holly: "Yes. Everybody's dead, Dave."

Lister: "What? Peterson?"

Holly: "Yes. There all dead. Everybody is dead, Dave."

Lister: "Burroughs?"

Holly: "Everybody is dead, Dave."

Lister: "Selby?"

Holly: "Yes."

Lister: "Not Chen?"

Holly: "Gordon Bennet! Yes Chen! Everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave."

Lister: "Even the Captain?"

Holly: "YES! EVERYBODY."

Lister: "What about Rimmer?"

Holly: "HE'S DEAD, DAVE. EVERYBODY IS DEAD. EVERYBODY IS DEAD, DAVE. DAVE, EVERYBODY IS DEAD. DEAD, EVERYBODY IS, EVERYBODY IS DAVE, DEAD."

Lister: "Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"

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