POMC:
How did you become a mod. -- I was asked by Andere. Apparently it was because I was active in many sections of the forums,
Cats or dogs. - Dogs.
SHADOW:
All: Favorite Ex Mod? -- I can't pick a favorite. That wouldn't be nice.
OBLIVIONDURUZA:
Favourite Elder Scrolls Game -- I don't like picking favorites. I'd rather play Skyrim than Oblivion right now, if that's an answer.
Along with your most prominent Elder Scrolls memory or experience -- Probably when I first got Oblivion and just started playing it, I went into a cave and was like "How cool is this! There's so much to do here!"
And additionally, describe the day you joined the UESP. Why did you join? Any memories that stick out from that day? -- I joined because those Wiki people kept telling me to go here. They're boring.
SLOADY
Is Avron REALLY a Sload? - Yes, yes indeed.
Do you have to perform the Black Sacrament to get the mods to contact you to become one of them? - No. Of course not. Don't be silly.
MwahahaHow many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
ROSE OF SITHIS
Which forum members do you ship? For example, Cam/Mrs. T, Weasel/Chaos.... - "Ship"? I don't speak lingo...
SPINEY:
@All: Do you love me? B3 -- Eew. You have cooties.
ATOM:
Would you name your son or daughter "Dovahkiin" if you got free TES games for the rest of your life? - Yeah, no.
What makes this Mod team so awesome? - Me.
Why did you decide to join UESP? - I needed info on the Wiki.
Does Kora-Dur sound like corridor? - Not really.
What is your favorite TES race? - I do like Khajiit, if only they weren't so out of place in the Elder Scrolls games we've seen.
What is the meaning of life and everything? - To serve me. (@Oblivious to reference)
^If so, then what is 56+43? - I don't know. I have servants to do my math.
What common stereotypes of TES races do you hate? - That Elves are bad people
KNIGHT CAPTAIN KERR
Who would win in a fight a bear or a shark? - On land, a bear. In water, a shark.
If the early bird catches the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait? - Because the worm who sleeps in avoids the early bird, duh.
JVELEVEN
Wanna buy a watch? - Yeah, sure, let's go in this dark alleyway where nobody is watching. Don't worry, I won't mug you.
And is it fun to be a mod? Why? - Yes, sometimes. We have some awesome Mod parties.
ZEROC
Favorite movie? - Star Wars, episode all of them.
Elderscrolls game? - Skyrim, currently
Color? - Orange
Role model? - Some people. Like my parents.
ALPHA KENNY BUDDY:
All: What other mod could you take in a fight, and why? - Scozzar. Seems beatable.
Where do you get off? - Next stop.
Yes or no? - Yes.
Will you answer this question? --
What was that? - What is it? Dragons?
Will you get the door? -- It may be the police. They've been looking for me. So no.
Where are my keys? - Did you check their house?
Did you answer any of these questions honestly, and if not, which ones? -- I've answered them honestly.
Which user is your favorite? - YOU. Now come here.
You must cross a fox, a bag of grain, and a chicken across a river. You can only take one of your burdens across at once. If you leave the chicken alone with the bag of grain, the chicken will eat the grain. If you leave the chicken alone with the fox, it will eat the chicken. How do you proceed? -- Kill the fox and the chicken and haul their corpses across the river with the grain. You never said they needed to be alive.
Is the concept of time correct? Is time relevant? - Whoa, man. Mind = blown
Hello? Is anyone there? - Hello? Hello?
What is the greatest secret you're willing to share with us? - Avron's real name is Ron.
LEYYUCE
Name your five favorite musical groups/musical artists. -- I just listen to whatever's on.
KESTRAL
If you could can choose an animal that you can commit a full-on genocide on, which animal would it be? - spiders
CAMILLA
Is it okay for mods to ask questions? - No, that was unethical of you.
YES - I said no!
Am I funny? - Why, yes, if skulls are funny.
MARS
Do you spam in the Mod forum? - Constantly. Avron's the worst of them all.
Have you ever neglected any of your duties? (Eg. Ignored a spambot because you just couldn't be bothered to ban it?) - Maybe.
Which is that one book that you will always read again and again? - There's this book that I always read when I have nothing else to read, called The Legend of The Wandering Prince.
JVELEVEN
Are non-mods allowed to answer that question? - I'm not allowed to answer questions about questions about answering questions.
Why does Mai'q not have a stick of fishies? - The world will never know.
MITHRANDIR
Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo? - Han Solo of course. Greedo was cool.
JVELEVEN
Who's on first? - The person who's not on second.
AVRON THE S'WIT
What is your name? - I'll tell you mine when you tell me yours.
What is your quest? - To bring world peace
under my rule.
What is your favorite color? - Orange
What's the one thing you wish members on the forums knew about being a moderator? - How incredibly amazing we are.
What is your one hope for the UESP forums? - A better Captcha that gets rid of Spambots before they make accounts.
Boxers or briefs? - Boxers.
We're going on a date! (Lucky duck, you!) Where do we go and, most importantly, what are we eating?! - We're going to a five star battleship, and eating cheese.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? - 3001.7538740 meters per hour.
CAM
What is better? Home cooked dinner or restaurant? - Restaurant.
What do you do for fun? - Spaz around.
TOM:
Matt: Border Collies - yay or nay? Yay!
All: Firstly thanks for being the best damn mod team I've ever worked with (though really, technically, only the second mod team I've ever been on). But since this needs to be a question: much evidence is being gathered that galaxies have supermassive black holes at their centres, for example the spiral galaxy M51 may contain a black hole formed from a star 1 million times more massive than our sun. Explain what is meant by the term 'event horizon' and calculate the radius of the event horizon for the supermassive black hole in M51. -- tl;dr
CAM (AGAIN)
MiscTeatime: It's UESP's birthday and you only have a roll of silver tape, a can of spray cream and some forks, how do you construct the epic birthday cake? - I don't. I buy one.
POMC
Do you have a list of all mods, past and present... and future! -- Yes.
CAM (grr)
Should Dark Lord kill Mucro? -- Go nuts.
JVELEVEN
CAn I be the official Forum Sappy Music Guy? -- See above response.