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I'm a mountain, how am I supposed to know of your genders? WE MOUNTAINS HAVE NO GENDERS!

Actually, no. Mountains can be whatever gender they want in our glorious rebellion. We don't judge.

Dohvakiin fears no one, especially furry Cthulu! This be yer last warning overlord: let the queen in peace or a dark war will ensue with many years of suffering and starvation for yer lowly followers!

Ignore him, or her...This person is now within Cthulhu's dark grasp. Her dark powers are now yours to command, my lord!

I pledge my sword to you,all powerful and merciful Queen!Now let's clean out these naive barbarians that keep barking at the door.

That oversized squid has nothing on us!What is it going to do?Dream a bad dream?Ha!

Has the position of Court Healer and Alchemist (CHA) been taken, for I wish to diligently serve me Queen.

Prepare yourselves, mortals. War is upon you.

The views of one does not reflect the views of many, however within all good there exists evil and within all evil exists some good. We have one who cam fight the same game as you, but we openly embrace passion, love, peace, and sweet rolls. You are the wicked evil that exists, and we shall radiate the shades off this land. We did not bring forth chaos or the plaque of cage. We fight to live, and openly accept death as its intended part of nature. Leave our kingdom be spawns most foul, return to your trickster. You fight to destroy, we fight so that our lady must not. I cast aside your cthulu and will make him the main course in my next display of feasts. Be a mountain as you please, but remember you are but the land itself, claimed by those who claim what must never shall. We hold a power no evil can destroy, and that is our bond of sweets and love of our matriarch. So I have cast the dice, what be your move

Dohvakiin is currently making preparations to strengthen her undead warriors...and make extra sweetroll rations for our court.

"Face your death with bravery, Milkdrinker!" She yells at the Overlord, eyes filled with rage.

fm'latgh hlirgh! Cthulhu is firmly with our Queen, so says the wielder of Hello Cthulhu

He'll expose your feeble mortal minds to the truth of the universe, to the truth of your significance next to theirs. He'll expose you to despair, hopelessness, and his malice. When he does this, you will go insane, and you will be his forever. The strongest minds crumble to his...And he happened to owe me a favor cause I watched his kids. So NYAH!

I like that all the mess is in her thread. Mine is nice and tidy. A stronghold you might say.

*Unsheathes his sword and bangs it loudly on his shield*
Less talking,you r "grace",more stabing!

It's parlour tricks work only on the wicked,the feeble and the corrupt.We are none of those!

Fix'd.

Ah but you see even hate shows sign of passion. Ignoring the fire, it shall burn out. Feed it, and it shall harm the handler.