Funny/interesting pictures, events and stories

PrinceJonathan · **Posted:** Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:45 pm

Nord85 wrote:

Today I closed an Oblivion gate near Chorrol, and during the romp through the main tower I dispatched also a Xivilai. Evidently the brute was quite happy to see my character:

Spoiler:

Dat face.

Mauin · **Posted:** Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:54 pm

I decided to finish the main quest with Telanis earlier. Anyway, I was going through Paradise like normal. Nothing was odd. Mankar was being as annoying as ever. I fought that Dremora and equipped the Bands of the Chosen... Only to realize that my armor (Triss Armor, ported from Skyrim) used all the body slots. Including the Gauntlets. That meant that, when I equipped the Bands... The armor was unequipped.

I wound up going through the Grotto naked, except for my cloak.
Telanis was not amused.

Jeelius-Tei · **Posted:** Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:29 pm

Nord85 wrote:

Today I closed an Oblivion gate near Chorrol, and during the romp through the main tower I dispatched also a Xivilai. Evidently the brute was quite happy to see my character:

Spoiler:

What is under his loincloth, I may ask?

VirtualWeasel · **Posted:** Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:39 pm

Nord85 wrote:

Today I closed an Oblivion gate near Chorrol, and during the romp through the main tower I dispatched also a Xivilai. Evidently the brute was quite happy to see my character:

Spoiler:

Hidden:

You're welcome.

Williamjsime · **Posted:** Wed Oct 09, 2013 4:26 pm

VirtualWeasel wrote:

Hidden:

You're welcome.

This is hilarious

Crusader's Amour · **Posted:** Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:41 am

On my first file ever Arvena Thelas locked me in her house. I went in there to poke around and by the time I wanted to leave, the door was locked. I was (and still am) awful at lockpicking in this game, so I tried to pickpocket her key and she called the guards who were very upset that I stole something from her but apparently not concerned at all that this crazy woman locked me in her house. I shudder to think of what she was planning to do to me, especially given all the rats in her basement...

Aesir · **Posted:** Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:48 pm

This just happened while doing the Battle For Castle Kvatch quest with a new character the other night.

Spoiler:

PrinceJonathan · **Posted:** Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:22 am

Just came back from selling a bunch potions to Sinderion. When I went back upstairs, Alval Uvani and Graklak gro-Buglump started fighting...again. Seriously this is like the 4th time this has happened. I have to use the Console to basically give them both lobotomies to get them to knock it off.

...Ok I see. UESP's article on Buglump says that due to his low responsibility (it's a whopping 5!), he has a habit of picking the pockets of other patrons causing him to get into fights.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:50 am

A lich chilling:

Spoiler:

Nels stuck in table:

Spoiler:

PrinceJonathan · **Posted:** Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:32 pm

Hidden:

I found this tear in the ground (left of my character's head) on the outskirts of Hackdirt. Considering the people of Hackdirt worship a Lovecraftian Horror called The Deep Ones, having a tear in the fabric of reality nearby is strangely fitting.

Linkuya · **Posted:** Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:57 pm

Haven't taken a screenshot in a million years but I did while playing a bit of Oblivion today. The reason I took it was because it's so frequently foggy in the Gold Coast, it's nice to have the rare occurrence where you can actually see five feet in front of your face.

PrinceJonathan · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:06 pm

I was just hanging around Chorrol when I saw Honditar and Lum gro-Baroth both using the same hay bale for target practice.

When one of them would move to retrieve their arrows, they would get shot by the other.

I stood by for awhile to see if a fight would break out, but Honditar eventually left without incident.

But before I left I took this picture.

Hidden:

Snail's Pace · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:08 am

Sounds like they could use a lesson in range etiquette.

CreeperX · **Posted:** Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:28 am

The usual day

"... someone shut this guy up!"

Akatosh's Pug · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:59 am

I think speaking to the Leyawin book seller is the most hilarious dialogue I've ever had (I laughed harder than when speaking to people in Shivering Isles)

all_freed · **Posted:** Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:31 pm

Akatosh's Pug wrote:

I think speaking to the Leyawin book seller is the most hilarious dialogue I've ever had (I laughed harder than when speaking to people in Shivering Isles)

Yeah he's a good surprise. There's a character in skyrim that is like the Leyawiin book seller.

Akatosh's Pug · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:13 pm

Here's a funny thing I noticed; Seems like Viranus Donton could be homosexual. In his diary he wrote many nice things about his best friend, but on one page he describes him as beautiful.
(before someone makes accusations - I'm not homophobic)

edit: Maybe that's why he likes to remove his cuirass. on our mission!

another edit: a dead dremora guy got mashed by a corpse masher elevator thing when I used it to get to the upper level. He got stuck on the edge of it and squished against the floor up there.. His corpse "danced" like crazy, hahaha

Daemos Avetorii · **Posted:** Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:46 am

I was running around in the great forest and a wolf appeared. It was at a higher elevation than my character and it jumped down to try to attack me. A well-timed Shock on touch spell launched it several feet into the air, before crashing down dead. It was hilarious. :mrgreen:

Vilhelm Valhalla · **Posted:** Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:13 pm

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WorldT · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2015 12:26 pm

I was doing the thieves guild quest of getting a countess-es ring, and then the ultimate betrayal between 2 NPCs happened.

Spoiler:

I would eventually haste to a guard and pay my fine.

Chicken Slayer · **Posted:** Sun Dec 22, 2019 3:48 pm

I saw a wolf sit down and howl in the middle of a fight at Fort Nikel. It was a weak howl, but it was a howl animation. For years I have been critical of the game for having barking wolves. Real wolves do bark, but it is about as rare as seeing a wolf in Oblivion howling.

MidbossVyers · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2022 4:02 pm

https://twitter.com/dot_aif/status/1573067912491208705

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