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Zero Lawliet

(Something I made up in an English lesson)

The Escape

I slowly approached the iron bars of the cell, the guard ‘Johnny’ was armed with the latest AK-47and decked out with camouflage, ammunition harnesses and a balaclava. Although heavily armed, he was not too bright nor did he look qualified to be in the field and he also seemed to have constipation. I was feeling low and down on life when Johnny slid my food under the bars, I slid it right back to him, my camouflage, gear and all my weapons were taken during the torture session and I had no idea where any of it was, not even my cigars were left, just my bottoms, boots and shoulder straps. After the third meal I threw back, me and Johnny started talking about home and what we were doing before the war started, I tried to keep my life a secret but his friendly eyes and gentle voice was too much for me to resist, it turned out he was a pretty nice guy, he even gave me my cigarettes back, unfortunately for him, the cigarettes he gave me were filled with an anaesthetic substance that would easily knock him out for a few hours I’ll be out next time he passes my cell. Seems to be locked with something other than a key. I thought long and hard for a way to escape, I figured I would have to interrogate Johnny. As he slowly walked past the cell I lunged for his neck and brought him to the bars and whispered “How the hell do I get out of this damn cell?!” He replied whimpering a little and after I gathered the information I required I strangled him tightly until he passed out. I followed his instructions but this was far from the end, I walked slowly towards and then around a corner but before I could relax I heard “Stop right there!” Around two seconds after that a loud shrill alarming sound rang through my ears, right after I heard this I instantly broke into a sprint. Pursued by both dogs and guards trying to stop my escape, when I reached the tunnels, I was no longer being pursued when from around the corner it echoed “Trust me Furey” Followed by manic laughter and “You certainly are manic today aren’t you sir?” Could this of been Colonel Mustang? The leader of the eastern rebellion, mty self esteem dropped coming face to face with such a legend. When I passed the corner all I saw was a young man with jet black hair, in a blue uniform petting a dog. He looked up at me and remarked “I love dogs!” Just as soon as I heard this, I noticed he was a colonel and ran. Close to the exit of my escape, A sharp penetrating pain hit me in the back of the leg, a sharp loud bang rang through my ear.

As I looked up to see what happened, I saw black knee high boots, cargo pants, black combat jacket and a bandolier, Multiple Marksman shooting medals and several holsters bearing SAA revolvers. He adjusted his scarlet beret with a relived sigh, and he said “an Ocelot never lets it’s prey escape.” Puzzled and in pain, I asked “Who the hell are you?!” To which he replied “That’s Major Ocelot to you, and never forget it!” He slowly lifted his revolver to my face steadying his aim, another enlongated sigh, pulled his trigger.

You Are Dead. Continue [X] Exit [ ]


Lol Time Paradox.


Alternate Ending:

Major Ocelot drew his revolver to my face very slowly, as he was about to squeeze the trigger, I noticed an opportunity to escape. I swiped his legs incapacitating him, I slowly crawled through the air ducts, suddenly I heard a ‘Clink, Clink, Clunk’ The damn duct collapsed, I fell into the middle of the mess hall, I was instantly surrounded by fifty guards, I mumbled to myself “Fuuuuuuuuuu” As they opened fire.

You Died Again Nubcake >=/

Lol, I died [ ] Quit like a fag [X]