User:Alphax

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You know you've played too much Morrowind when you make the connection that Khajiit speech is responsible for the lolcats meme -- Alphax

You know you've got too many mods installed when Crysis runs better than Morrowind -- pc_gamer

Ok, first thing: Please don't abuse English. Simple as that -- dividebyzero

"Help, I can't progress because I was swinging my sword indiscriminately" rears it's head once again -- Bluescale

Some nudity is obscene. Some is pornographic. If you jiggle right you can be all three. -- yiasemi

I like fish because they don't complain about the waves. -- Regaez

At least in Morrowind when a hit connects there's a kind of satisfaction. (also the most amazing thwakkity sound ever) -- Zotz

The CS set came with a testing program. It's called Morrowind (though I've heard rumors that it may be the other way around) -- Nicholiathan

You may think you're just changing some dialogue variables, but lo and behold, guards sprout Khajiit heads and start attacking the player for no reason (or something). -- Vainglorious

Is there a mod that lets my exotic sports coupe carry sheets of plywood like a pickup truck? I don't understand the rationale behind your request. -- Kovacius

If they'd had web forums in the Renaissance, a new member called Michelangelo might well have made a 'First sculpting attempt' post. -- bunnythebunny

I don't think the Queen Mother would be very happy to be confused with a decomposing lich. -- wolfie

I got GOTY late last year at EB. Check there. Here, let me mark it on your map -- Sawubona

It's times like this that it is truly brought home to me that crack does not smoke itself. -- Kateri