Oblivion talk:Aldos Othran

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[edit] Dialogue

Does anyone have the dialogue between Aldos Othran and the guard that kills him? I think its the best speech in the game and includes perfect delivery of the Dunmer insults 'Swit' and 'Fetcher' and the rather shocking (and equally hilarious) phrase 'stick it up your backside!' Wulfruna 23:14, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

AO: This is my house! Get out of the way... move, I say!

Guard: Sir, this property has been seized by his lordship, the Count of Cheydinhal. Leave immediately.

AO: I said move! Or by my ancestors I'll put you on the ground with a split lip!

Guard: Sir, I must warn you that threatening a city guardsman is an offense punishable by a fine of no less than 50 gold. Pay or be jailed.

AO: You s'wit! How dare you! Ulrich be damned! He can take his fine and stuff it up his backside!

Guard: You've been warned. You are now under arrest. Please, come with me.

AO: I'll go nowhere with you, fetcher! Nowhere!

Please don't put this on the page though. It's entirely quest-related but not important enough for that page either. –Rpeh^{•T•C•E•} 06:50, 28 June 2009 (UTC)