Morrowind:I'm My Own Grandpa

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Book Information
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ID	bk_Im_My_Own_Grandpa
See Also	Lore version
	10	6.0
Locations
Found in the following locations: Ebonheart, carried by Gaeldol Seyda Neen, Fargoth's House Vivec, Foreign Quarter, Jobasha's Rare Books

I'm My Own Grandpa

by Gaeldol, the Funniest Wood Elf Ever

Why did the Dark Elf cross the road?

How many orcs does it take to light a torch?
Depends. Is an orc is doing the counting?

What is green and hops and sizzles on lava?
an Orc Acrobat

If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares?

If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet?
Not if you cut off the feet first.